NEW+STORY!

One day in the magical world of Harry Potter, a young goat named Eli went on a stroll in the Forbidden Forest. Suddenly, he heard a voice. It was an enchanting voice. One that filled the forest with a wonderful music.

Eli went searching for the voice. He followed the hypnotizing sound through the forest. Before he found the source, he became trapped by a pack of lycanthropes. They were hiding in the rotting trees waiting for a wandering goat such as Eli. They circled around him tauntingly. It almost looked like Eli couldn't escape and find the music...

But then, out of nowhere, comes Hagrid. "Now, now fellow lycanthropes!" he belted in his big booming voice. "Leave the poor guy alone. He didn't ever do anything to you did he eh?" The lycanthropes only glared at Hagrid ruthlessly. As Hagrid walked towards shivering Eli, the lycanthropes worriedly scattered off to their places in the rotting trees.

Hagrid slowly reached out his enormous, gentle hand to Eli. "There, there little fella. Are you lost?" Eli, knowing that he himself needed a home, just nodded with looks of sorrow in his eyes, hoping that Hagrid or his three student friends would be willing to make a home for him.

When Hagrid took Eli home, Hagrid, Harry, Ron and Hermione had a wonderful goat dinner. Yummy.

This enraged the goat tribes of......England, and uh, they did become angry with the wizards. Arming themselves with horns and hooves and all sorts of weapons, they did march to confront the annoying teenagers of Hogwarts, to contend with them by speech. "BAAAAH," said the head goat, Jaymawn. "BAAHH, Bah BAAHHH BAH Bah!" The wizards gazed in utter confusion, none speaking out of sheer nonplussity. Yet one witch stepped forward, somehow understanding the language. Yep, you guessed it. Loon-I MEAN, Luna Lovegood. "It says that they're angry." she stated calmly. "BAAHH," Jaymawn yelped, "BAAH BAAAAAHHH!" "It doesn't appreciate," Luna translated,"that we ate his son, Eli. "I didn't eat him," said Malfoy. "I didn't eat him," said Draco. "I didn't eat him," said Ron. Hermione smacked Ron in the back of the head. "Ow stop it!" said ron "BAAHH," Jaymawn baahed, "BAAH BAH BAH BABAH!!" "He says," Luna continued,"That if we don't repay for what we've done to them, then they'll eat us all up just as 'we' at his son." "So what do we do?" Harry asked. "It's quite simple really," Hermione snottily explained. "We ask their requests and follow suit." "Baah BAAHH bah bah bah bah bah bah BAH!" Luna translated. "He wants us to do the following things." "Bah bah BABAH!" "All cover ourselves with mint jelly and sit in a corral of blast ended shrutes." Ron wimpered. "BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH bah." "Have a troll bogie eating contest exactly 53 minutes after we sit in the corral. 53 minutes." "Bababababababababababababa BAH!" "Also expose ourselves to the muggle world." "Bah bah VOLDEMORT!" "And slaughter Voldemort." "Um," Hagrid said nervously, "Ca't we just doe th last two?" "HAGRID," Hermione scolded. "Um, sor'y, uh.....kid'in?" "And then he wants us to go to New York and find king Kong. He says he is his cusin" So the brave little adventourers set out to buy some mint jelly. It turned out that all the stores in the area were out! So they headed down to diagon alley. On the way they ran into an annoyingly giggling group of girls.

"Ew" said one "That Hermione is so catty! Their group always has so much drama!" "Yeah" said another "I hate drama" As they began to walk away they saw Cho Chang smogging a boy! "Boy friend stealer," they shouted.

As the group paced by, all of the sudden the clouds grew dark and loud, as rain fell from the sky. "Oh, dear." Ron said, covering his head. "Quick, go into the building!" Hermoine pointed to a tall, brick house with smoke swirling out of the chimney. The group staggered into the building, hiding from the raindrops. As soon as they were in the building, they gasped at the sight of THOUSANDS of goats, all BAH-ing at the same time. "BAH, bah bah BAAAAH!" They angerly yelled in unison. Everyone looked around. "Where's Luna?" "Bah BAAH, bah bah BAH BAAAH! **//__BAH!"__//** The goats were getting outraged. The goats began to advance in the boys. The trio attempted to run but they ended up falling on top of eachother in a heap. Just as the boys were getting back up two mamoth goats shoved them back bown. "AHH!" they both screamed. "Wait!" Harry yelled, "Please, just give us more time." The goats halted, contemplating what would happen to the story if the violence continued. "If you attack us this story will cease to exist," Harry exclaimed. "Yeah," Ron agreed," Because if the reader finds that the author has already resorted to violence, then he will stop reading, assuming the author is a little group of teenagers writing for fun." "Which is definitely NOT the case," Hermione confirmed.